“First of all. Who are these fucking idiots who have zero control over their penis? But more importantly you gave up your right to have any opinion on the matter, when you …decided to have a dick and not pull it out. Drunk is no excuse. I can be hammered off my ass and still tell which way I’m hanging that day. You’re an adult, you should know your penis by now. If you’re some two pump chump, maybe you should wrap your shit up first. Ask questions! “Pill?” “Condom?” “Are you sure you want to do this?” If you are in a relationship with someone, know each others opinion first. You’re gonna stick your penis in them, is asking their opinion on abortion first so much to ask? All that aside however. No matter what you put in that vagina, it doesn’t make that vagina yours. Plain and simple. Here is some some advice: “Babies are the pits, so cum on the tits”. Write that down.”
This was my friend riotdog’s status update today.
