January 2012
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I hate caring about people that could not give two shits about me.
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It’s one thing to be the only person of your race in a stranger’s house full of people that know each other.
It’s another thing if half of them keep staring at you like you’re something on the bottom of their foot.
December 2011
I hardly see any bars in strip malls in Northern...
In Fredericksburg there were bars EVERYWHERE
There are also less liquor stores.
Get your shit together, North VA
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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Also being horny around a ton of people makes socializing so much easier for me.
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In the car with my foster mom going to the grocery store?
SUDDENLY AROUSED FOR NO REASON
I'm in a really good mood.
How did this even happen?
I have no idea.
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christ-the-retweeter:
thats a nice new years resolution you have there. be an awful shame if something…happened to it
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Anonymous asked: How are you?
bulldykesupermodel:
cavemanballerina replied to your post: im watching an english show about a princess that…
post pics if you see his shlong enter that swine
god i hope he does it
bitesizejettplane:
Amanda Palmer- Ampersand
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Nudes:
Happy pose:
Fierce face:
Sexy tigress:
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Missing Logic
thefrogman:
I’ve been sitting here for the last few hours trying to decide what exactly I want to say. I love tumblr. It has changed my life and I couldn’t be more thankful to those who created it and those who maintain it.
But today I am disappointed. Hypocrisy was afoot and I didn’t like it. Tumblr has been very adamant in their objection to SOPA legislation. The entire reason that this...
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wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
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j4ckbaracunt:
SOL’s are the stupidest thing the state of Virginia ever came up with I s2g
But I also enjoy getting 600s because I showed up. So there’s that.
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I thought it was October for the last hour.
Hmm.
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Names people have called me for being large:
the Eiffel Tower
the Jolly Green Giant
Elephant feet
Tree (oh god, that’s a clever one)
Lumberjack
Sasquatch
I’m sure there are more
Can’t remember any though
I just sneezed so hard that my headphones stopped...
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boux:
Regina Spektor - Samson
Today was a shitty day
thethrillofit:
you know your life is a downward spiral into nothingness when you wake up in the afternoon and change into a different set of pajamas
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SOPA bill passes, tumblr.com to be shut down... →
thewaronindifference replied to your post: I got olive oil everywhere. Say goodbye to my…
Olive oil SHOULD come out in the wash… Otherwise most of my clothes would be ruined by now.
I got olive oil on my big blue shirt that I use for pajamas a while ago, and it never came out. :| :| :|
Maybe my washer is just a wimp.
My friend working at walmart: oh my god if i have to explain to one more person that we're out of tomatoes, i just might go postal
Me: What do you mean you don't have any?
Me: Are there some in the back?
Me: Could you check anyway?
Me: I want to talk to your manager.
Me: Will you get me some from another store?
Me: Is there a shipment coming?
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How to get oil out of carpet:
Leave oil in carpet
weep over oil
hope no one notices stains
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I got olive oil everywhere.
Say goodbye to my Curious George pajamas that I’ve worn for four years.
You served me well.
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It's Tuesday and I have literally never gotten an... →
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Oh and I’m not wearing lipgloss
it’s Carmex
so calm down
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“Oprah is Jesus. Useless and annoying”
– York
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pree-sister replied to your photo: Meredith two years ago. How the hell are you…
This made my day
Meredith is my friend.
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This girl who goes to my school’s last name is Sackrider
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